Guard Donkey of the Century

All the attention lavished on Charlie yesterday gave her the boost of confidence she needed to be even more mischievous than usual.

Me: "Ian?  Does it look like Charlie is on the wrong side of the fence?"
Ian: "Yep."
Me: "What the heck?!"

Me: "How the heck did you get over there?"
Charlie: "Who me? I have no idea what you are talking about."

Me: "Abbott?  You too?"
Abbott: "Oh gee.  I know.  I'm sorry.  I just couldn't resist.  You know, the grass is greener and all that...  This is where I squeezed through.  Right here.  See?  We broke the fence.  Don't be mad.  I love you."

Me: "There is no way that you got through that tiny hole."
Abbott: "Yep."

Me: "Charlie? You too?"
Charlie: "Shhh.  I'm busy."

Me: "Busy?"
Charlie: "Guarding the goats."
Me: "The goats?!  They aren't even in the same paddock as you."
Charlie: "Not a problem.  There ain't no fence high enough to keep me from being GUARD DONKEY OF THE CENTURY!"
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