Procrastinators Never Proposer

How do I loathe thee, Laundry?  Let me count the ways I can avoid washing, folding and putting away...

Procrastination Strategy #1: Daisy Bud Capers

Procrastination Strategy #2: Mexican Caramel Sauce

Procrastination Strategy #3: Pickled Watermelon Rind

And alas, as direct result of my excellent procrastination skills and in spite of Alistair's "assistance", the Olympic Mons of clean but unfolded laundry is still towering in my living room.  I guess we all know what I will be doing this evening... 

Procrastinators never prosper but they do end up with pickled watermelon, cajeta and capers!