Chickens in Charge

Me: Your egg plan expires this week.

Kerry: Can I renew? Don't your chickens stop laying this time of year?

Me: Actually the chickens are laying great. Renew away!

Kerry: Sending EMT now.

Chickens: Ba-ha-ha-ha.

We dropped from 22 eggs per day last week to 4 eggs per day this week. The brown egg layers have stopped completely. It is very clear who is in charge around here. It is not me.