Ava & the Goats

Goats (mildly outraged): "Maaaam!  Ava is eating our pumpkins!"

Ava (shrugs): "So?  I like pumpkins."

Goats: "But you are a meat-eating animal."

Ava: "But Mum is always telling me not to chew on goat legs."

Goats: "But they are our pumpkins! Maaaam, do something!"

Ava: "Would you prefer that I chew on your legs?"

Goats: "No...."

Ava: "Wait a second.  Are you telling me, after all this time, that I am not a very large and floofy white haired goat?!" (mind blown)

Silence.